I’ll be reblogging it until I’m dead.

TEAM BRONN.

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lamamama:

#where’s sansa i have more horrifying things to tell her

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funkysafari:

You can’t get much happier than a pig in muck, or so we are told.

But when this little piggy arrived in the farmyard she showed a marked reluctance to get her trotters dirty. While her six brothers and sisters messed around in the mire, she stayed on the edge shaking. It is thought she might have mysophobia - a fear of dirt.

Owners Debbie and Andrew Keeble were at a loss, until they remembered the four miniature wellies used as pen and pencil holders in their office. They slipped them on the piglet’s feet - and into the mud she happily ploughed. [x]

qu-est-ce-que-tu-fais:

FUCKS GIVEN: 0

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but there were other things that lived in the woods,
evil things, like stags and wolves
they could hear them howling in the night

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A fountain of burning jade rose from the river, the blast so bright he had to shield his eyes. Plumes of fire thirty and forty feet high danced upon the waters, crackling and hissing. For a few moments they washed out the screams. There were hundreds in the water, drowning or burning or doing a little of both. Do you hear them shrieking, Stannis? Do you see them burning?  This is your work as much as mine.

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fyeahenglishmajorarmadillo:

[Picture: Background — a six piece pie style colour split, alternating black and grey. Foreground — a picture of an armadillo. Top text: “ [Buys 9 novels each semester for class] ” Bottom text: “ [Reads only the first chapter of each.] ”]

neil-gaiman:

Reblogging because ladies & gentlemen, Tom Gauld has his own Tumblr feed and you needed to know this.

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birdstump:

— Adventure Time #04

In which Marceline lives through the Mushroom War.